Everyone totally overreacted to Hurricane Irene last year, which ended up just being a really rainy evening. So when people started freaking out about Hurricane Sandy and essentially preparing for the apocalypse I was like:
But several days later, in Sandy’s aftermath I’m like:
“Manic Pixie Prostitute”
She’ll turn your life upside down with her whimsical joie de vivre.
Starring Veronica Osorio and Dan Hodapp
Written by Leila Cohan-Miccio
Directed, Shot, and Edited by Adam Sacks
Sound by James Leggero
A New Yorker’s Hurricane Experience, as Told Through Gifs
Happy taco.
A very significant thing that my friend Lindsey just showed to me.
Did I already post this? I’m reposting this because Richard posted it and it made me feel good.
Henry, Age 8, chose Pretty Woman over The Fifth Element.
- Henry: Why is she wearing those huge boots?
- Me: Do you know what a hooker is?
- Henry: Yes.
- Me: How?
- Henry: An episode of The New Girl.
- Henry: If Vivian's roomate spent the rent money on drugs, couldn't she just call the cops on her?
- Henry: What did she say about your foot being the same length as your arm? Is she a nerd hooker?
- Me: I'm going to fast-forward any sex stuff.
- Henry: Please.
- Henry: Oh My god she has a toupee? The blonde hair is a wig? Her long hair is way prettier.
- Henry: This guy is a good actor (Jason Alexander)
- Henry: Why did Edward say "stay in the shallow end" of the tub?
- Me: It was a joke.
- Henry: Not funny.
- Henry: Oh man she needs new clothes now.
- Henry: Why are those women in the store so idiotic? They kicked her out because of that outfit? She was going to spend money in their shop! EL STUPIDO.
- Henry: She's getting in trouble at the hotel for her old clothes now? She needs new clothes SO BAD.
- Henry: Vivian kind of looks like Sal, but in hooker boots.
- Henry: I think she should have bought a lot of normal clothing, not just a cocktail dress.
- Me: Look she has a new dress. Do you think he likes it?
- Henry: Edward?
- Me: Yes.
- Henry Who cares, he's a pervert.
- Henry: She's sitting on the edge of the building. I'm not afraid of heights, but I'm not idiotic enough to do that, I wouldn't be comfortable doing that. She's dumb.
- Henry: The hotel manager is like, SHE IS AWESOME.
- Henry: What are they watching? HORSE GOLF OR SOMETHING?
- Henry: Yup, this is horse golf.
- Henry: Vivian is going to be really mad at Edward for telling him she's a hooker.
- Henry: Oh she's wearing the red dress from the commercial. She's going to laugh and he's going to do the clam book joke on her hand.
- Henry: Does the elevator guy just stand in the elevator all day? That's a terrible job. I bet some guys just stand in there and play Angry Birds all day.
- Henry: It takes 3 minutes to get to China from Calgary on a rocket. Sal told me that, but Sal is wrong about a lot of stuff.
- Henry: If the hotel manager liked her so much, he should have given her a job in that hotel.
Jessie Mueller sings Being Alive. So good.
O Pioneer!: Speeches
She heard the cheering crowd, saw the signs waving as if in slow motion. All those watery eyes, those tight expressions of hope and want painted across the faces in the crowd. She saw the lights, blaring warm and bright, the sea of people, all awash in a moment, a great heaving forward, a mass of…
The musical ads you saw if you grew up in New York in the '70s and '80s | Capital New York
OMG, my family has been saying “I wanna see it twice more!” about anything and everything for as long as I can remember!
CATS! In a word—-CATS! At the Winter Garden Theater.
